Social Security: here have a $50 cost of living increase!
Disabled person: woohoo I can eat and have electricity this month!
Social Security: Oh.. well when we gave you the cost of living increase we didn’t change any of the limits! Now you make too much money to get free healthcare! We are gonna have to charge you $160 for that! Now you get less money than before your cost of living increase! Yippee!
The Sandman promotional poster based on 1-star Google reviews + what one reviewer thought the show should be named instead
“I never thought this would happen to me” says tumblr user who regularly posts in The Sandman tags knowing full well Neil Gaiman looks through the tags
We did it friends. Sandman is so gay we’re trending in June and have the bi pride colors on the tag
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. There’s been a lot of people on this site lately being like “oooh no don’t make viral uwu I’m so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications can’t handle 10k reblogs” well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly I’m not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think it’d be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting “famous tumblr popcorn post” on the list
Hey there guys. It’s me, in 2023, in May specifically, I’m 30 and for the record it rules, I had a lil aging crisis and now I’m past that and I’m just like goddamn it is great being in my thirties and I had a wonderful birthday NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS
actually, much thanks to you guys. Some of you were inspiringly crazy about this post. Frankly you worked harder for this than I did, and your efforts were touching and inspiring and funny and yet we STILL FAILED. GUYS WE GOTTA PUT OUR EYES BACK ON THE BALL. We have ehhh about six months before I turn the big three-one, which is actually the most important birthday because now you’re in your thirties For Real, and I personally can’t think of a better way to ring in my 31st year of life than by trying and failing to do something that I was hoping to knock out in my twenties.
Amy Shackleton is an award-winning artist based in Canada whose paintings have been exhibited nationally, as well as in the United States and the United Kingdom. In addition, her art has been featured in publications such as Huff Post, Galo Magazine, Luxe Magazine, etc. Shackleton’s pieces depict an uncertain future where cities blend with nature. Her distinctive compositions are most often created using acrylics on canvas.
She is so good at this. She makes it look easy!
The thing that brings me such giddy glee about this, is her easy use of just flipping the canvas around! We have very different mediums yes, but I can not tell you the weird looks I have gotten from using the same technique with my water colors!
I want this to be an actual poll, so I’m gonna need a REALLY big sample size, so do ANYTHING you can to get this around! Reblog it! Kung-pow-penis me, if you have to! Wreck my notifications! Just do ANYTHING!
I love how many polls there have been just… Establishing that we’re real queer here.
